since march i've been reading the damn driving book and i'm not even halfway through it. i hate that orange and green bastard that laughs in my face every time i walk by my night table. those driving people think they're making the book interesting by putting in colours. i fall asleep every time i open it. and i like reading too, when i'm bored i read the ingredients on the back of my shampoo. shampoo is more interesting than driving. and it's a lot safer too as long as you don't get it in your eye. i'm going to put off driving for as long as i possibly can. and there's no way i'm taking the test here of all places. i'll get killed by an suv full of teenage girls. which reminds me, the world doesn't need another asshole in a car unleashing pollution.