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my mom pointed out to me that i use the word 'fuck' too much. it's just so versatile, i can use it for emphasis, it's a verb, it could be a noun, it's a town in austria (i'm pretty sure it's austria). but now i think she's right. and it makes me sound like asian trailer trash. so i guess i'm going to try to stop using 'swear words', or at least decrease my usage of these words. there's some situations where you just can't avoid it though. the movie Home Alone didn't have any bad words in it right? i don't think it did. but it was still a great cinematic acheivement. the only questionable phrase that i can think of was 'keep the change ya filthy animal' and that was only because of the context in which it was used, or maybe 'Kevin, you're such a disease.' the nerve of that Buzz. if he said that to me he'd get a punch right in the face. Home Alone is fun for all ages, just like the Metis buffalo hunt.

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it's only September and i'm already thinking about Halloween. maybe it's because i went to the store yesterday and they were already selling candy in those big boxes. who buys it so early? wouldn't it expire? they're trying to poison kids (not that i have any objections to that). geez, some people. i like Halloween. i like dressing up and stuff. not that many trick or treaters come to my house though because i live in bizarro world. so usually i get to eat all the leftover candy. i like Christmas too but it's completely superficial for my family because we're not even Christian. thank god.
i never write about my everyday life in here. really, interesting things don't happen to me. they happen to other people and i just watch. the only exception is if it's something bad, like getting identity theft'ed. i had to go get a new bank account or something on thursday, i'm not even sure. that's right, my identity got thefted. it's not like i had anything worth stealing. but while i was there the lady kept using all these big money words and i didn't really understand half of it. i hate money. anyway i think life starts after high school ends. high school. what a bunch of bullshit. i feel like going outrigging today. and then after i think i'll buy a mexican cookbook.