i made it hap'n with the cap'n

i just had a bowl of cereal with an unbelievable milk to cereal ratio. i swear to god, even to the last spoonful, the proportions were absolutely perfect. there wasn't even one dry lonely unit of cereal, nor a single drop of sugary milk left behind. and i was left with a satisfied but not disgustingly full feeling. i'm going to remember this moment forever.