racist

today i learned something. never ever underestimate certain brands of shampoo. at my house we have herbal essences, finesse, neutrogena (not too sure about this one but it starts with an N), some obscure japanese brand, and head and shoulders. yeah my family buys a lot of shampoo. but! noone EVER uses the head and shoulders. isn't that wierd? the crazy japanese brand beat head and shoulders. well anyway today i felt like being nice and i gave the poor lonely head and shoulders a chance. let me tell you, it changed my life. my hair feels like a babys ass or something!!! (it's fuckin soft). i love it. thank you head and shoulders.

hey kiersten, i haven't seen jesus man in awhile. should i be worried?

get off the internet

stop with the 'RIP Mitch Hedberg' posts. fuck, cry me a river. it's been said already how many times? i get it. your blog posts don't mean shit to a dead guy so stop wearing out your keyboard.