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Sunday, May 29, 2005

it's 11:49

add cowboy boots to my hate list.
does anyone know a good digital camera? my main thing is batteries not dying in 5 minutes because my current one is a bitch like that.
water is a very underrated drink. also, any temperature over 25' is fucking INHUMANE.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

:(

i'm sick. i hope something really bad happens to the person who coughed on me. i had Neocitran for the first time last night. it tasted terrible. cherry flavoured things always taste shitty. i wish i had the lemon one instead. it kind of worked, but it wasn't worth raping my tastebuds with the disgusting synthetic cherry. i never want to get sick again. paolo, if you're reading this, which i'm sure you are because i know about you stalking me, this means we won't be able to make out for a while. i don't make the rules.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

i didn't take my daily flintstones vitamin

"Ugly people lower their standars and date other ugly people...that is the way the world works. However, me, being on of the ugly people, just cannot lower my standards. I have never had a girlfriend and I probably never will becuase the only girls I like are ones that are really hot and WAY WAY aout of my league. This really sucks....and I don't know why I can't accept the fact that I am ugly and just get an ugly girldfriend....just for some reason I can't/won't do it...."

another literary work of art (minus the spelling mistakes) from grouphug. now that i have the internet back i'm loving that site more than ever. i can really relate to this person. i always found it hard to put my refusal to accept fate in words but this anonymous person on grouphug has summed it up beautifully. too bad i live in coquitlam and everyone here looks like they got their face smashed in with a brick. i really should just move.

it will be like jurassic park

i'm going to make a shirt that says "i survived the skytrain fuckup of 30 April 2005"