splenda tastes like the ejaculate of a monkey

i just took a nap that lasted like 8 hours, so why am i still sleepy?
i am pretty excited about moving the clock back that one hour. fuck, it is really getting cold though. but one thing i hate more than the cold itself is inconsistencies in temperature. if it's going to be cold, i want it to be cold all the time. because piling on the multiple pairs of socks and like 5 shirts is alright in the -12'C math room but not so cool in the much warmer, carpeted history classroom. that's pretty much all i have to say for now.

i think i've really "let myself go." this is simply unacceptable.

love hurts

a telemarketer just called asking if i could spare 5-8 minutes on a survey. i had to politely decline. not only because my life is just so jam packed with cool that giving up 5-8 minutes of my precious time is completely out of the question, but because he didn't sound as hot as the last telemarketer i flirted with over the phone.

sorry, dude.

valium + cyanide

so good old mr. willett makes me keep a paper journal which means i don't really come here as much as i should anymore. ben says the only cool people that work in the schools are janitors and english teachers, and once again he is absolutely right. i think there are a handful of science teachers that make the cut though.
another thing that really pissed me off recently: i was channel surfing (so i can justify that it was on one of the music channels, i don't remember or need to say which one because they all fucking suck) when a program entitled "the top 20 rocker chicks of all time" caught my attention. i should have known better than to keep watching, but i did anyway. basically everything about the list was wrong and infuriated me. the first one is just too easy. avril lavigne was included. jesus motherfucking christ. the fact that the creators of this list weren't joking is a sign that the end of the world is nigh. yeah that's right, i fucking said nigh. it took a lot to keep myself from projectile vomiting onto the tv. then of course plenty of other predictible people like pat benatar followed. and number 2 i think was janis joplin. overrated. number 1 if you can beleive this bullshit was tina turner. on the other hand grace slick made the list, giving it a pittance of potential, but she was only in the bottom half, so it still sucks.

janis joplin's ghost is going to kill me in my sleep.