righteous harmony fists

you want to know what's bullshit? stir sticks. jesus h christ. imagine how much less plastic there would be if yuppie assholes could learn to suck it up and take their precious coffee without them. they're almost as annoying as seeing fucking high school students walking around with their mugs in the morning. pretentious bitches!

sleep is so passe

like heroin

2006:
-steal the gnome

feel free to add your own suggestions babies

it is now officially the 'flip flop' and ben has yet to catch me

i had to post this before going to bed. i found more gold on grouphug and must share:

"i once got removed from barnes and noble for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"

of course like i always do, i imagine that whoever confessed it is some hot guy who naturally comes with the added bonus of showering with a degree of regularity and amazing skills in bed. i want him. "he" seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with, in that wasami nuto-esque way.

Q: is post-exam life anything but pure bliss?
the answer obviously is no

goodnight fuckers