i'm listening to the spice girls

okay, all that movie talk reminded me of Signs and i couldn't keep this to myself. don't you fucking laugh, it kept me well entertained and taught me the limits of my bladder for about 2 hours. actually, more than that because the damn aliens kept me awake for about a month. the point of this post is, do you remember the book that the kid bought in the movie? probably not, but i want it anyway. it seemed like a really good book. i'm convinced it must not exist and they made it up for the movie because my amazon searches have proved to be fruitless. but i don't really know what i was expecting by typing in "signs alien book."