it's not me, it's you

if t-shirts with stupid sayings on them weren't so fucking lame, i'd have to make the following:

1. no, i don't have a facebook
2. no, i'm not attracted to bald guys in puma tracksuits
3. no, i am not a lesbian

and hell if i had enough paint left over maybe even one that says "asian guys, stay the fuck away!" but that'd just be mean, right?