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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

i never should've turned off safe search

all i wanted was to see if proof of a good asian perm existed. is that so much to ask? am i being unreasonable here? so i hit up what i thought was my good friend google images, and what do i get? fucking asian porn. fuck you, google. we're so over.

you're going to google image search asian perms now, aren't you? perverts.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

this, is for all them hataz

how sad is the fact that i've had this b-log for pretty much 3 years?

this must be why i'm not getting laid. and while we're on the topic of not getting laid, did you hear about dj k-kesk*? word on the street is he does weddings. i'm sure once he gets "established" he'll have a few strip club gigs lined up too. i hope he doesn't read this.

*i'm not sure if this is what he calls himself, i just think it would be fucking funny