but is it "facebook official"?

i've officially cut ham out of my life.

bacon and i are still cool, however straightup ham just makes me feel like i'm eating baby. not that there's anything wrong with that, but come on. there's a time and place for everything.

some restrictions may apply:

most people don't know that with these simple words, they could have my pants off in a second.

"do you like star wars?"