apelsin krokant

is anyone else fucking tired of all these bearded guys?

you know the ones i'm talking about.

uh huh, this ma shit

i'm starting a new crime fighting team. we're going to be called POETIC JUSTICE. normally i'm a fan of all lowercase but this is a situation that calls for all caps. we're going to have the coolest fucking uniforms.
i get the best epiphanies at 12:46am on monday nights/tuesday mornings when i'm about an inch from death. 3 hour daily commutes with no sars mask and henry angus bathrooms seem to have combined into one giant force intent on kicking my ass. i might as well wear a t-shirt with flashing lights spelling out PLEASE, COUGH ON ME.