montag

i was watching tv this morning as i was eating breakfast and for some reason i stopped at Caillou. i like to give cartoons a chance. but god, do i hate Caillou. what kind of name is that anyway? from like the 5 minutes i saw of it, he was whining because his mom was going to work, he was whining because he wanted to play with his dad, and he was whining because he couldn't get his shirt over his HUGE BABY ALIEN HEAD. also, it's narrated by his 'grandmother'. i wonder why i subject myself to these things. i knew i was going to hate the show, yet i didn't change the channel. so i changed the channel to the weather station. i like the weather station, even if it's always fucking wrong. it's going to be sunny today. damn, i wanted to use my umbrella.

best post ever

i just had the best post ever written all typed up and ready for me to click 'publish'. it was truly amazing. just by reading it, you would've had multiple orgasms and your IQ would triple. if you guys had read it, your heads would explode. it was filled with big words, funny shit, naked people, all the good stuff. then i pressed preview entry, and then back. and the entry disappeared. sorry guys.

who needs sleep?

i can't sleep again. are there any negative side effects for sleeping pills? if it's something like 'makes your boobs grow' then sign me up. but seriously, this is pissing me off. i've tried every stupid trick and it still takes me forever to sleep. the other night i fell asleep at 4! and believe me, at 4 in the morning every noise sounds like a kidnapper/rapist/murderer breaking in. and i wake up at like 11 and feel more tired than before. and who gets up at 11? neanderthals? mind you, it's 11 on a good day. if it doesn't get better i'm going to my doctor. is Ambien a good sleeping pill? does it taste like orange tic tacs?

i like bluegrass.

i finally got my schedule this morning. it's alright. i think i have all easy teachers. i'm glad summer almost is over. mine was good, no complaints.
i can't wait to use my umbrella. see, i do like some things. it's just more fun to complain. i love it when horrible things happen to people i hate. i'm laughing just thinking about it. i also like really good cheese. i've never tried like an exotic european cheese. one time at Ikea i saw some swedish cheese in the food section. i picked it up, started walking toward the counter and then i chickened out. i mostly stick to the boring cheeses like cheddar, mozzarella, swiss, parmesan and uhhh cream? when i was like 6 i was on a plane with my sister and our food came with the cheese with the red wrapper, i can't remember what it was called. (those were the days, when they actually gave you food on the airplane) but anyway us being uncultured about cheese, she ate it with the wrapper still on. she thought it was part of the cheese.

since march i've been reading the damn driving book and i'm not even halfway through it. i hate that orange and green bastard that laughs in my face every time i walk by my night table. those driving people think they're making the book interesting by putting in colours. i fall asleep every time i open it. and i like reading too, when i'm bored i read the ingredients on the back of my shampoo. shampoo is more interesting than driving. and it's a lot safer too as long as you don't get it in your eye. i'm going to put off driving for as long as i possibly can. and there's no way i'm taking the test here of all places. i'll get killed by an suv full of teenage girls. which reminds me, the world doesn't need another asshole in a car unleashing pollution.