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here's a stupid survey because i can't think of anything better to write.
what brand of deodorant do you use: lady speed stick (this reminded me of how today in chemistry someone smelled like onions and i wasn't sure who it was and i was really worried it was me. people who smell like onions are disgusting. if i ever smell like onions i give you permission to shoot)
do you watch porn: i happen to have seen a few ron jeremy's. i love him. i really don't know why. appearance-wise, he is pretty gross but he is so funny in real life. and that is worth +250 hotness points. he used to be a high school teacher. could you imagine if your high school teacher was a porn star? 9.75 inches...
do you have any pets: a rabbit. he's a cool cat
who are you going to vote for?: ndp
do you have your own phone line: no one ever calls me and i'm really bad at carrying a conversation. i hate phones.
your thoughts on abortion: pro abortion
what do you want to do with your life?: buy a lighthouse, move to nova scotia, save the world, eat pesto, visit Legoland (the danish one)
would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what?: i wish i looked like a normal human being. but i wouldn't get surgery. more because of the pain, not moral objections
do you think foreign accents are sexy?: mother eff yes, but it depends on what kind
do you like hot dogs?: i try to avoid mysterious meats.
ever taken ballet?: ...i was horrible. they always put me in the back for performances and surrounded me with a circle of tall people so noone could see how bad i was
most attractive person you know?: physically the obt of course, jesus man, and this boy i used to see at the library all the time. it was pretty wierd, but totally hot. there aren't that many good looking people around here.
do you wish you could live somewhere else?: of course i do, i live in bumfuck coquitlam
you think about suicide: doesn't everybody think about it? thinking about it doesn't mean you'll do it
do you write in cursive or print?: ew cursive, it is so pretentious and 3rd grade and passe. and... i don't know how to do proper uppercase T's
i love croissants.
what brand of deodorant do you use: lady speed stick (this reminded me of how today in chemistry someone smelled like onions and i wasn't sure who it was and i was really worried it was me. people who smell like onions are disgusting. if i ever smell like onions i give you permission to shoot)
do you watch porn: i happen to have seen a few ron jeremy's. i love him. i really don't know why. appearance-wise, he is pretty gross but he is so funny in real life. and that is worth +250 hotness points. he used to be a high school teacher. could you imagine if your high school teacher was a porn star? 9.75 inches...
do you have any pets: a rabbit. he's a cool cat
who are you going to vote for?: ndp
do you have your own phone line: no one ever calls me and i'm really bad at carrying a conversation. i hate phones.
your thoughts on abortion: pro abortion
what do you want to do with your life?: buy a lighthouse, move to nova scotia, save the world, eat pesto, visit Legoland (the danish one)
would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what?: i wish i looked like a normal human being. but i wouldn't get surgery. more because of the pain, not moral objections
do you think foreign accents are sexy?: mother eff yes, but it depends on what kind
do you like hot dogs?: i try to avoid mysterious meats.
ever taken ballet?: ...i was horrible. they always put me in the back for performances and surrounded me with a circle of tall people so noone could see how bad i was
most attractive person you know?: physically the obt of course, jesus man, and this boy i used to see at the library all the time. it was pretty wierd, but totally hot. there aren't that many good looking people around here.
do you wish you could live somewhere else?: of course i do, i live in bumfuck coquitlam
you think about suicide: doesn't everybody think about it? thinking about it doesn't mean you'll do it
do you write in cursive or print?: ew cursive, it is so pretentious and 3rd grade and passe. and... i don't know how to do proper uppercase T's
i love croissants.
posted by erin at 7:07 PM
2 Comments:
why thank you. i read yours and i must say it gave me quite the chuckle.
it took me a while to figure out what "obt" stood for. o my..... him and his large, red rocket.
where is the quote "she's a nice girl, but she has a lot of problems" come from?
if you couldn't figure it out by the red rocket comment then i will no longer talk to you or let you hump my leg. j/k i love you.
kiersten
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