a close shave

i changed my url due to an unfortunate mishap that occured in a government building today. i would give you the details but i don't really feel like it. so if any men in suits come to your door asking about me, just tell them i grew a beard, bleached my hair, and am on my way to mexico. thanks!
in other news: i sold out. i am re-thinking my policy of never driving. a driver's license is pretty essential in the pest removal process. except replace the word 'pest' with 'wife of obt'. i guess i'll just have to buy an electric car. people say they look pussy but those are the kinds of people that throw away recyclables when there is an appropriate receptical (i know i spelt that wrong) a reasonable distance away. they should be subjected to kiersten's sterilization rays.