i've practically reached nirvana

within the past few days i have added these following cheeses to my 'cheeses i have tried' list:

Gouda
Edam
Gruyere

Gouda and Edam were a huge disappointment. Gruyere is awesome. but i remain faithful to Cheddar. except White Cheddar. who the fuck came up with that idea? bitch.

hold me

so lately all i've been eating is liquids because of my stupid teeth (i just got my wires in and it hurts). today my mom force fed me this mysterious chinese-ish soup and my lips exploded, despite the jar of vaseline i emptied onto them in vain. i had like an allergic reaction to it and my mouth is now itchy and red and everything just hurts. remember how i quit drugs except for Flintstones vitamins? well i've changed my mind and now i think you should buy some shares of whatever company it is that makes Advil. Advil tastes like candy. anyway, now i know how that girl from America's Next Top Model (season 2, the only good season because all of the girls look like ogres now) felt. except for the unfortunate fact that i happen to be a short non-model with bad teeth, living in a trailer trash suburb.