why is hbo so fucking awesome?
i love that my life consists of nothing except work, late night tv, eating a bunch, trashy magazines, and living paycheck to paycheck. you should try it sometime!
this happened JUST NOW (i swear i wasn't joking when i said insomnia runs in this family)
me, on the topic of the possibility of me ever kissing girls: probably not
brother: what about gwen stefani? because i guess i talk about her a little too much. but just a little
me: ummmm insert shifty eyes
brother: what about that girl off playboy he means hugh hefner's "main" girlfriend holly, who again, i guess i talk about a little too much
me: ummmm
and just to add some heterosexuality into this entry, there is a guy from my work who reminds me of gerald the one eyebrowed baby. the thing is he doesn't even have one eyebrow. believe me, there is a definite divide of hairless space that separates the two eyebrows. and i am certain that he is also not a baby. even more frightening is the fact that i probably wouldn't mind making a few babies with this guy. but i won't.
i don't really know where i was going with this post.
this happened JUST NOW (i swear i wasn't joking when i said insomnia runs in this family)
me, on the topic of the possibility of me ever kissing girls: probably not
brother: what about gwen stefani? because i guess i talk about her a little too much. but just a little
me: ummmm insert shifty eyes
brother: what about that girl off playboy he means hugh hefner's "main" girlfriend holly, who again, i guess i talk about a little too much
me: ummmm
and just to add some heterosexuality into this entry, there is a guy from my work who reminds me of gerald the one eyebrowed baby. the thing is he doesn't even have one eyebrow. believe me, there is a definite divide of hairless space that separates the two eyebrows. and i am certain that he is also not a baby. even more frightening is the fact that i probably wouldn't mind making a few babies with this guy. but i won't.
i don't really know where i was going with this post.

3 Comments:
i'd rather buy a harmonica.
you never answered the questions!! would you?!
I know how you feel. My life is like that right now. Work, late-night TV/Internet time, eating, sleep. My social life is crammed in here and there. Otherwise, the day-to-day thing is just so dull and boring...
I guess it's better than sitting at home doing nothing.
i think i'm leaning towards harmonica too.
i guess yes i would but only for those two.
and i was actually not being sarcastic at all, i love my life except for how much i work.
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