would i fucking lie?
dumb reasons why i've fallen in love* with people:
-he was good at physics
-he had really funny facial expressions
-i could tell what soap he used just by smelling him (it was Dial Mountain Fresh or Spring Fresh or something Fresh, daaaamn)
-we had a bunch of favourite tv shows in common. Curb Your Enthusiasm was the huge one.
-he said hi to me
-he HATED me. and didn't react when i threw a dictionary at him.
-he had a hot voice
-he looked like a blend of thurston moore, luke skywalker, and beck. beleive me it looks better than it sounds
-he bore an almost frightening resemblance to jesus
-i was impressed by his debating skillzzz
-i bumped into him at the library a bunch of times. the fucking library!
just because any person does these things doesn't mean i'll let them exchange bodily fluids with me, these are simply the things that i noticed about people who were pretty cool anyway, or really hot.
*wanted to get in their pants
-he was good at physics
-he had really funny facial expressions
-i could tell what soap he used just by smelling him (it was Dial Mountain Fresh or Spring Fresh or something Fresh, daaaamn)
-we had a bunch of favourite tv shows in common. Curb Your Enthusiasm was the huge one.
-he said hi to me
-he HATED me. and didn't react when i threw a dictionary at him.
-he had a hot voice
-he looked like a blend of thurston moore, luke skywalker, and beck. beleive me it looks better than it sounds
-he bore an almost frightening resemblance to jesus
-i was impressed by his debating skillzzz
-i bumped into him at the library a bunch of times. the fucking library!
just because any person does these things doesn't mean i'll let them exchange bodily fluids with me, these are simply the things that i noticed about people who were pretty cool anyway, or really hot.
*wanted to get in their pants
posted by erin at 8:18 PM
4 Comments:
I bet you'd fal in lov e with me. im rich(theguru) an i play guitar just like that on e guy from vanhalen. im realy mean and look like jesus wen i don shave for cupple days
Please ignore the previous comment. Ron is drunk again and what he's up to, you don't want to know. Please don't click on his name or visit his blog. Feel free to delete his comment and accept my apologies as I was not watching him for a couple hours and he always does this.
You're dropping ALL THOSE COURSES?? Why??
oh man so i'm not the only one. you win though, your list is so much better than mine.
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