one for the grandkids

so my parents are going to be away for a while. and what am i doing? aside from making hot english teacher seduction plans, searching for books on persian cooking at amazon.com of course. it's what all the cool kids do on a sunday night. and what do i get? kingdom of heaven on dvd. geez, amazon! i have three things to say about this. first: isn't there something a little bit racist about this? not that i have any problems with that, i'm just saying. second: it's an awful movie. there's really no excuse. third: i want my fucking gormeh sabzi!

that's all. yes, i opened a new window just to post this.
and yes, i will continue to shop at amazon. it's like asking imbecilic high school kids to stop going to shitty shows at the croatian.
i guess i was kind of pushing it trying to make that analogy fit, but i wanted to throw in an insult about the croatian cultural centre and all the fucking idiots that go there into this entry.