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Sunday, April 16, 2006

yeahhh boyyyy

okay
so i just finished my "supplemental application" to the one post-secondary institution that i applied to.
i put it off for 4 months. it feels so good to get that shit out of the way
now all i have to do is my homework so i can get good grades so i can graduate so i can get into a good university where i'll be forced to blow all my profs so i can barely pass my classes so i can get a good job so i can pay more taxes and then, god willing, buy a house so i can get married so i can have 2.5 children and white picket fences so i can eventually die of cancer and someone will read two lines about me in the obituaries in the vancouver sun.

now i have to go brush my teeth and sacrifice some virgins in order to ensure my acceptance. it's my equivalent of a normal person's basket of muffins. (like the $140 i paid my mother paid to those crooks JUST for them to skim over the application wasn't enough)

3 Comments:

Blogger Alex said...

you and kids? gasp

11:43 PM  
Blogger K said...

if that doesn't work out there's always living in a van down by the fraser.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

lol 2.5 kids. I love how you used statistics, erin. :)

9:49 PM  

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