i got wurms
the scene: after work yesterday, on an escalator
i'm minding my own business and stuff when i look down and notice like, the HUGEST MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLE OF BLOOD EVER! with smaller drops of blood scattered around in the vicinity. there were paramedics and a caution: wet floor sign (lol). i hadn't eaten for hours at that point, and naturally the sight of all that blood only made me hungrier. so instead of investigating the scene i rushed home. when i finally did get home, i didn't even eat (katy distracted me). it's many hours later now and i'm still tortured wondering what happened...
i'm minding my own business and stuff when i look down and notice like, the HUGEST MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLE OF BLOOD EVER! with smaller drops of blood scattered around in the vicinity. there were paramedics and a caution: wet floor sign (lol). i hadn't eaten for hours at that point, and naturally the sight of all that blood only made me hungrier. so instead of investigating the scene i rushed home. when i finally did get home, i didn't even eat (katy distracted me). it's many hours later now and i'm still tortured wondering what happened...
posted by erin at 7:37 PM
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i misread the the 'hadn't eaten' with 'had eaten' and i was scared to read the rest if it involved vomitting... lol, but the blood thing sounds really nasty...
i deleted the link
thanks very much alex
"i didn't even eat (katy "
At first, I thought you said you didn't eat Katy. Then I saw the bracket.
Let's think of the possibilities.
- someone got stabbed
- someone gave birth
- someone had a huge nosebleed
- someone had sex with Mr. T
- someone was spreading their level 4 viruses
- someone got a part of their body stuck in the elevator
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