the republican vampire
-have you ever seen the show "my super sweet sixteen"? i'm just asking. don't expect me to write anything meaningful about it, because it's too easy. all i'm saying is for my "sweet" sixteen i ate dinner alone in my room. or was that my sweet 18?
-is it just me or do people who know a ton about computers and stuff kind of scare you? i worry that there's a whole bunch of technology that i don't know about, like being able to watch people through computer screens and stuff and it gives me the heebie jeebies.
-i missed the hottest night in the history of this bumfuck town on friday. i'll never forgive myself.
-what do hockey and soccer have in common? they both fucking suck, that's what. why do people care about sports? i don't get it. i hate people who like sports. i hate people who like people who like sports. yup.
-all the soccer nonsense made me think about the old country, my homeland and all that shit. i ate the biggest peice of kim chi in the world today. all the other countries have contributed cool things to the world. scandinavia has all the hotties PLUS ABBA, germany gave us pretty much everything cool and good that has ever existed, same thing and also the best candy that has ever seen the face of the earth for japan, a ton of good food comes from italy, china makes great movies, finland gave me my kevin, etc. really i could go on forever. korea? bowl noodles.
oh wait, we probably ripped that one off japan.
-is it just me or do people who know a ton about computers and stuff kind of scare you? i worry that there's a whole bunch of technology that i don't know about, like being able to watch people through computer screens and stuff and it gives me the heebie jeebies.
-i missed the hottest night in the history of this bumfuck town on friday. i'll never forgive myself.
-what do hockey and soccer have in common? they both fucking suck, that's what. why do people care about sports? i don't get it. i hate people who like sports. i hate people who like people who like sports. yup.
-all the soccer nonsense made me think about the old country, my homeland and all that shit. i ate the biggest peice of kim chi in the world today. all the other countries have contributed cool things to the world. scandinavia has all the hotties PLUS ABBA, germany gave us pretty much everything cool and good that has ever existed, same thing and also the best candy that has ever seen the face of the earth for japan, a ton of good food comes from italy, china makes great movies, finland gave me my kevin, etc. really i could go on forever. korea? bowl noodles.
oh wait, we probably ripped that one off japan.
posted by erin at 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
uhhh germans gave us poo sex. that cancels them out. if not, then the whole period of 1939-45 was kind of a biggy. but the poo sex was gross.
you mean you don't have anti-privacy invasion software? someone could be looking at you through your monitor right now!
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