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i haven't been on the computer for like 12 years! this week i got about 4 hours of sleep total. i love my life.
doesn't the movie Rent look like the biggest peice of cinematic fecal matter there ever was? the commercial angers me. it looks like it's going to try to inspire me/make me a better person/make me happy (try, i said), therefore watching it is out of the question. i was never really even considering watching it anyway, i just wanted to finish that sentence. i can predict what's going to happen just from being bombarded by that ad every time someone in my vicinity turns a tv on. someone gets aids, someone does drugs, someone has a bad relationship with their parents, someone has an audition, someone is a homosexual, someone can't pay the RENT, someone dies, someone sings, someone dances, someone gets in a fight. there's the movie. i just saved you $11. now i will allow every single one of you to buy me lunch. or maybe a hat. actually i am pretty fucking happy if you take out the lack of sleep so Rent can go fuck itself. you know who else can go fuck themselves? kathleen hanna, jd samson, and johanna fateman.
now i know how russia felt when germany stabbed her in the back. excuse me, i'm going to go cry into my pillow.
doesn't the movie Rent look like the biggest peice of cinematic fecal matter there ever was? the commercial angers me. it looks like it's going to try to inspire me/make me a better person/make me happy (try, i said), therefore watching it is out of the question. i was never really even considering watching it anyway, i just wanted to finish that sentence. i can predict what's going to happen just from being bombarded by that ad every time someone in my vicinity turns a tv on. someone gets aids, someone does drugs, someone has a bad relationship with their parents, someone has an audition, someone is a homosexual, someone can't pay the RENT, someone dies, someone sings, someone dances, someone gets in a fight. there's the movie. i just saved you $11. now i will allow every single one of you to buy me lunch. or maybe a hat. actually i am pretty fucking happy if you take out the lack of sleep so Rent can go fuck itself. you know who else can go fuck themselves? kathleen hanna, jd samson, and johanna fateman.
now i know how russia felt when germany stabbed her in the back. excuse me, i'm going to go cry into my pillow.
posted by erin at 9:55 PM
4 Comments:
erin, that was the biggest piece of ranting bullshit I've ever read. And even though I never let movie commercials annoy me that much, what you posted is still fucking hilarious.
damnit erin, why are you so funny? I actually laughed out loud. For the first time in my life, "LOL" actually meant something
stop ragging on those girls! they still produced some good stuff.
what you say about rent is so true! the moral of the story kids: USE A CONDOM, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
i think everytime i read your blog, i love you a little bit more, if that's possible.
yo! kyle! fuck off!
love, erin
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