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i saw a flash of the mr. bean christmas/new years episode on a cbc commercial, and it gave me this insatiable craving for mr. bean. also we watched some blackadder in english a few days ago and that just made the craving even more insatiable. i haven't seen it in years. so naturally i went on amazon to see how much the dvd was and i came across this review. i love it. here it is unedited, because correcting the grammatical errors would be like taking the mustache off of a frida kahlo painting.

Mr Bean is my idea of joke, June 14, 2004
Reviewer: Wasami Nuto from Tokyo, Japan This box set is the complete collection of episodes of the Mr Bean series. It even contains some parts that didn't go to air here in Japan. The picture quality is unbelievable for an English show as last time I was in the UK in the sixties many English shows were still in B&W.Mr Bean is seen as a god here in Japan. He is an alien. At the beginning of each episode you see him drop from a UFO. My favourite part in the whole series is where Mr Bean's bathing costume comes off at the public swimming pool. You can see his can. It is very funny. I also like where he blows his noes on this jacket in church. I also like his car. It is very English and very comical as also is Mr Bean. Mr Bean reminds me of Prime Minister Tony Blair. Every time I see Tony Blair now I laugh.Prince Charles once said "To laugh is to be free".Purchase this DVD and you will be more free than Osama Bin Laden.

i want to be wasami nuto's friend. i don't think anyone in the world could be more fun to hang out with than old wasami-san. just by reading the review i feel like we already know each other. i bet he's even better drunk.