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yo, so i was checking up on people's myspaces again cause that's what i do, and i've pretty much come to the conclusion that the more elaborate the profile, the lamer the person is in real life. i declare it to be the first fundamental theorem of idiots on the internet. also, the number of bands, movies, interests, etc. that are listed is proportional to how pretentious and truly uncool the person is. this goes for any and all of those stupid websites requiring people to create profiles, take some fucking deep artsy mirror pictures, and "network"*. i feel a mass killing coming on...

*except for this one. yeah, pretty much everything i touch is acceptable.