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Monday, July 03, 2006

if you're ugly and you know it clap your hands

do you think ugly people know that they're ugly? like let's just say hypothetically, someone looks unfuckingcannily like the rat from ice age. hypothetically. do they watch it and think "hey, that's me"? do scenester trash wake up in the morning satisfied in the knowledge that they're a living joke? if they don't, i think they should. we* as good, socially responsible human beings can't just let people walk around like that. unaware. what we need to do is organize a walk of some kind. wear poo-green ribbons. hand out bumper stickers and pins. have benefit concerts at the VAG to raise awareness. ugly people should know.

i'm just trying to make the world a better place.

*my three friends and i

5 Comments:

Blogger K said...

i read VAG like "vaj". eww. the "my 3 friends and i" part sounds sad, but i like that i'm included.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it may sound sad to the outside reader but it's the best thing in the world.

erin
(on another computer)

8:43 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I pronounced Vag as "vaj" too. But I blame it on Kiersten anyway.

12:56 PM  
Blogger K said...

fuck you frankie mao.

10:42 PM  
Blogger K said...

i'm sorry. the internet sounds too angry.

10:42 PM  

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