it's my preroga-tive

i'm a proud non-owner of a cell phone. and an ipod. i also don't have a driver's license, or even a permit. i don't ever plan on learning how to drive or owning a car in the future. of course this doesn't stop me from accepting rides from people. i'm fucking king henry viii. try and stop me. owning a car is up there with getting married, crapping out children, and getting a myspace on the "shoot me if i even speak of doing these things" list. my parents insist that this is the stupidest decision i'll ever make. i disagree, i think the stupidest decision i've ever made was probably giving in to peer pressure and paying the full ticket price to boogeyman back in halloween 04 or some other year. yeah, that still tortures me. which reminds me: all of these idiots telling me i need to watch little miss sunshine can die. if there's one thing i hate it's people with fucking rancid taste trying to tell me what to watch or listen to. bitches, please. commoners expressing interest in something is a sure indication to me that it FUCKING SUCKS.