the trig proofs can fucking wait!

every time i think about this, it seems even more ridiculous than before. i shouldn't even be making this post, because knowing me it will just go on forever. like the internet's equivalent of pi. i just need to express my disgust for the fact that people have no trouble believing in some invisible man in the sky even when he kills a bunch of devout biblethumping Christian miners and lets two continents starve (i lumped every starving non-African into one continent. it probably adds up to 3 but i'm being generous. fuck you, it's my internet, i can do it), not to mention cruelly impregnating an innocent woman through immaculate conception without having the decency to at least give her an orgasm. what a jerk. if people are going to worship anything, it should be bacteria. they may be invisible to the naked human eye but at least we know they're there. they make their presence known by making REAL miracles, like cheese and yogurt happen. look at how many different kinds of cheeses there are! you have to respect the power of bacteria too, because if you piss off the bad ones your penis shrivels up. and idiots everywhere choose a guy who's been dormant for two thousand+ years. who does he think he is, a volcano? that was terrible but i just associate the word dormant with volcanoes.